What do you do when business is slow? Create your own niche, of course.If you're Kurt Harris, you make up an ailment, then you get an "expert" to legitimize it, then you offer to sue on behalf of people with your made-up ailment. Genius!
Bonus points if you're able to get elected to the bench and recognize said "expert" as qualified to testify regarding said made-up ailment.
(Thanks Commenters!)
