Showing posts with label Judge Bell. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Judge Bell. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

One Miiiiiiiiillion Dollars!

It's amazing what $1,200 will buy a sucker you these days. If you happen to find yourself on the winning side of a million dollar plus verdict, it can get you membership into the "exclusive" Million Dollar Advocates Forum.

What's that, you ask? Well, it's basically a brilliant scheme that California attorney Donald Costello came up with back in 1993. You send him $1,200, and he puts your name on a website (which, by the looks of it, has remained unchanged since 1993). But wait, that's not all! According the site, membership entitles you to the following "perks" as well:
  • CERTIFICATION
  • PROFESSIONAL NETWORKING & REFERRAL
  • MEMBER LIST
  • MEMBERSHIP CERTIFICATE
  • PRESS RELEASE
  • USE OF LOGOS AND OTHER TRADEMARKS
  • MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR ADVOCATES FORUM (available to qualified members)
Who the HELL would pay for such a thing, you ask? The answer, unfortunately, is approximately 95 members of our great Nevada Bar (including former District Court Judge Stuart Bell). Also, 17 members of the Nevada bar paid the additional $700 to be included on the list of "Multi-Million Dollar Advocates" (which, strangely, is less expensive to join than the normal Million Dollar list, go figure). The names are too numerous to list, but we recognized almost every one of them, and were quite surprised by a few. You can check it out for yourselves on the site.

We imagine that getting a million dollar verdict is a lot like hitting the jackpot at a local casino: you unexpectedly come into a ton of money, so you spring for the steak dinner and tip the valet $500 on your way out ... only to wake up the next morning wishing you hadn't. Thus, we (sort of) understand wanting to advertise such a triumph and, in the process, falling victim to this nonsense.

The WSJ Law Blog has a good piece about the club, correctly noting that just because you settled a million dollar case does not (necessarily) mean you are a good attorney.

Doing some quick math, the MDAF has managed to pull approximately $125,000 out of the pockets of Nevada plaintiff's attorneys. Thus, in an effort to save our attorney friends some money, we are officially starting the "WWL Advocates Club."

Please send us your money orders, payable to "WWL," in the amount of $500 - a relative steal! In return, we promise to mock you mercilessly for being such a gullible chump. Oh, and for an additional $200, LE will draw you a picture of something that you can tack to your wall (for another $100, said something will be some sort of seal or phallic symbol, her choice). Hurry, supplies are limited!

(MDAF; WSJ Law Blog; Thanks CC!)

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Wednesday Roundup


Sadly, the "Naked Burglar" will not be able to commit more crimes. Police arrested a man who they suspect to be the nude man was caught on surveillance tape breaking into a convenience store, stealing alcohol and weapons and attempted to disguise himself by placing a trash bucket over his head. (Las Vegas Now)

Love is on trial for murder--that is, Sherri Love is on trial for murder. Her murder trial is before District Court Judge Stewart Bell and the family of the 7 yr-old victim is an attendance in tears. (Review-Journal)

The ACLU has joined the constitutional challenge to Nevada's new sex offender law on behalf of the most sympathetic group of Plaintiffs ever--12 sex offenders. (Review-Journal) The lawsuit claims the new law punishes sex offenders for crimes for which they've already served time.



Apparently Oakland Radiers' receiver Javon Walker's earlier claim of being kidnapped from the Bellagio is dead wrong. Las Vegas police have arrested one man and were searching for another involved in the beating and robbery of Walker. The police are now saying that Walker climbed into Fadel's black Range Rover sport utility vehicle after partying in Las Vegas the night of June 15 only to be beaten and robbed. (Review-Journal)



In Carson City, District Judge Richard Wagner removed three rural Nevada elected officials from the November ballot because of the term limits constitutional amendment, which was passed by voters in the 1994 and 1996 elections. The amendment prohibits officeholders from serving more than 12 years in the same office. (Review-Journal)



Lawyers for the CEO of software company eTreppid Technologies LLC are asking U.S. Magistrate Judge Valerie Cooke to impose sanctions on a former executive, who they allege is withholding computer drives and other evidence that had been seized by the FBI in 2007 (and then released due to a 4th Amendment violation). (Review-Journal)

U.S. District Judge Kent Dawson found a man accused of impersonating a notary public for members of an "imaginary" Indian tribe in contempt of court, but allowed him to avoid jail time (after warning him not to notarize any more documents). (Review-Journal)

A columnist explains why its legal for motor scooters to drive in the travel lanes. (Review-Journal)