Sometimes, life throws a curve ball and someone steals your thunder. Perhaps you have just won your first Video Music Award from a channel that no longer plays videos. Perhaps you just got engaged but your attention-thief sibling announces that she is expecting a baby at your engagement party. Perhaps you have just been declared the winner of an election to the bench in the Eighth Judicial District Court in Clark County, Nevada.
X, you are the winner!!! You come on stage to accept your award. Then, some punk know-it-all lawyer jumps up on stage and takes the mic while you are talking and discusses how someone else should have won.
We've had a chance to talk about your favorite judges. Now, here's your Kanye moment, but we're making it a bit more fun. In this fantasy, you get to jump on stage and take the title of judge from the winner.
That's right, legal community. The time has come. Who do you want off of the bench?
This is like shooting fish in a barrel:
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Leavitt
'Nuff said.
Donald...
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Mosley...
the fat one?
ReplyDeleteWalsh and Moss seem obvious...
ReplyDeleteCan I say the Discovery Commissioner?
Agree with 1:11 and add Doug Smith.
ReplyDeleteDumb blonde, big boobed Miley.
ReplyDeleteFor her antics ON and OFF the bench.
Walsh, Smith
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Miley
Moseley
Leavitt
Williams
Corey
Cherry
Saita!
You have to have some bad judges on the bench. Who else are we going to run against when our time comes?
ReplyDeleteMiley and Walsh.
ReplyDeleteThis blog is getting to be so boring. Is there nothing else going on in the Nevada legal world?
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Moseley
Williams
Denton
Smith
Collectively, they are a box of rocks for brains
Vega
ReplyDeleteNo doubt about it.
susan johnson, hands down
ReplyDeleteElliott in family court. She can't seem to distinguish being a judge from being a child psychologist. Definitely makes bad decisions because of that.
ReplyDeleteI'm relatively new and I don't understand the whole Judge Walsh thing. Every time I am in front of her, she looks so vacant and confused. How is she still on the bench???
ReplyDeleteI second 1:48 p.m. with respect to the Discovery Commissioner. Bula is a complete joke. And I don't want to read comments like, "she's better than the last guy." That argument just doesn't fly. We don't need a better Discovery Commissioner, we need a good one. One that has, you know, a brain.
ReplyDeleteIf you can do better, then step up to take their places.
ReplyDeleteVery insightful and helpful comment 9:32.
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Williams
Leavitt
Bulla
Walsh (because you have some of the most bizarre rulings without any legal basis - does Deputy Diamond decide things for you?)
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AND any judge who doesn't read a brief. I don't care if you skim it, but if you don't know the facts, how are you supposed to rule on an issue. That's why Gonzalez, Earl, Togliatti, and Johnson are the best. (Yes, Leavitt reads everything, but there's just a disconnect there.)
Mosely is the worst. THE END.
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