Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Sidebar: Variation on a Kanye Theme

Sometimes, life throws a curve ball and someone steals your thunder. Perhaps you have just won your first Video Music Award from a channel that no longer plays videos. Perhaps you just got engaged but your attention-thief sibling announces that she is expecting a baby at your engagement party. Perhaps you have just been declared the winner of an election to the bench in the Eighth Judicial District Court in Clark County, Nevada.

X, you are the winner!!! You come on stage to accept your award. Then, some punk know-it-all lawyer jumps up on stage and takes the mic while you are talking and discusses how someone else should have won.

We've had a chance to talk about your favorite judges. Now, here's your Kanye moment, but we're making it a bit more fun. In this fantasy, you get to jump on stage and take the title of judge from the winner.

That's right, legal community. The time has come. Who do you want off of the bench?

22 comments:

  1. This is like shooting fish in a barrel:

    Walsh
    Leavitt

    'Nuff said.

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  2. Donald...
    Mother#$%^ing...
    Mosley...

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  3. Walsh and Moss seem obvious...

    Can I say the Discovery Commissioner?

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  4. Agree with 1:11 and add Doug Smith.

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  5. Dumb blonde, big boobed Miley.
    For her antics ON and OFF the bench.

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  6. Vega
    Walsh
    Miley
    Moseley
    Leavitt
    Williams
    Corey

    Cherry
    Saita!

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  7. You have to have some bad judges on the bench. Who else are we going to run against when our time comes?

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  8. This blog is getting to be so boring. Is there nothing else going on in the Nevada legal world?

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  9. Vega
    Walsh
    Moseley
    Williams
    Denton
    Smith

    Collectively, they are a box of rocks for brains

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  10. Vega

    No doubt about it.

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  11. susan johnson, hands down

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  12. Elliott in family court. She can't seem to distinguish being a judge from being a child psychologist. Definitely makes bad decisions because of that.

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  13. I'm relatively new and I don't understand the whole Judge Walsh thing. Every time I am in front of her, she looks so vacant and confused. How is she still on the bench???

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  14. I second 1:48 p.m. with respect to the Discovery Commissioner. Bula is a complete joke. And I don't want to read comments like, "she's better than the last guy." That argument just doesn't fly. We don't need a better Discovery Commissioner, we need a good one. One that has, you know, a brain.

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  15. If you can do better, then step up to take their places.

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  16. Very insightful and helpful comment 9:32.

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  17. Walsh
    Doug Smith
    Williams
    Leavitt
    Bulla

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  18. Walsh (because you have some of the most bizarre rulings without any legal basis - does Deputy Diamond decide things for you?)

    Williams (stay in construction defect)


    AND any judge who doesn't read a brief. I don't care if you skim it, but if you don't know the facts, how are you supposed to rule on an issue. That's why Gonzalez, Earl, Togliatti, and Johnson are the best. (Yes, Leavitt reads everything, but there's just a disconnect there.)

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  19. Mosely is the worst. THE END.

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