HOA SYNDROME: A Two-Tailed Psychiatric Disorder Victims on one end of the tail and Predators on the other
Homeowner’s Association (HOA) board members, property management companies and their attorneys are knowingly inflicting emotional, psychological and physical damages on homeowners
HOA SYNDROME IS CHARACTERIZED BY A CLUSTER OF SIGNS AND SYMPTOMS SUCH AS:
· angry feelings · tired and fatigued · anxious · on-edge or irritable · unhappy in your own home · depressed and sad · worried · hopelessness · over or under eating · sleeping disorders/nightmares · memory loss · fear of going to the mailbox · paranoia · loss of identity · stressed out · fear of car being ticketed or towed · body aches and pains · intestinal problems/acid reflux · fear of your children playing outside · obsessive rumination · TMJ/teeth grinding · hyper-vigilance · restlessness · fear of losing a pet · sexual dysfunction · loss of enjoyment
Professor Gary Solomon, M.P.H., M.S.W., Ph.D. will be giving a FREE lecture on the NEW topic of HOA Syndrome.
Attorneys, this is a new facet of personal injury law. HOA Syndrome supports the damages for your case.
Also, learn about the difference between HOA Syndrome and PTSD, hospice neighborhoods and elder abuse caused by HOAs.
October 15, 2010 6:00 to 8:00 pm College of Southern Nevada-Henderson Campus Room C133 700 College Dr., Henderson, NV 89002
For more information please contact Dr. Robin Huhn: 702.812.4599
pathetic, but i am actually really excited for the party tonight. I'm not big on lawyer events (because most lawyers are self-rightous better-than-you jerks) but this is one event that is just all around fun. I mean who doesn't love an event that has free beer trucks, wine served in plastic cups, and unlv cheerleaders in uniform around a bunch of drunk old creepy lawyers?
Does anybody out there know anything about the average salaries for family law attorneys? What does the average solo practitioner with 5-10 years of experience make? How about somebody with 5-10 years of experience working at a small or mid-sized family law firm? I'd appreciate any information about family law salaries.
Not a single post-party report? Drunk judges? Drunk lawyers? Hook-ups? Fights? Other embarassing moments? Those of us who had to go home to our young families on Friday want a report!
You didn't have to go home to your young family. You chose to. A consequence of your decision is that info on all the hook-ups between drunk attorneys, judges and top-heavy paralegals will forever be denied to you. Go in peace.
Dr. Robin Huhn is a chiropractor. I wonder how she fits into the HOA Syndrome garbage. Perhaps she needs money also. I wonder why she is serving as the contact person for this HOA syndrome. I would love to defend a case on a HOA syndrome issue. It would be a gass and would be fun to show up both Huhn and Harris.
FIRST!
ReplyDeleteIs 8:07 Daniel Tosh?
ReplyDeleteNot even close. The "first" bit is old hat. Tosh is pretty original.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone else get that crazy email earlier this week about HOA syndrome? At first I thought it was a joke. No wonder people hate lawyers.
ReplyDeleteWho is the best commissioner/special master in Clark County?
ReplyDelete9:13 AM - I LOVED it. It reminded me of another disease with very similar clinical presentation: marriage.
ReplyDeleteTrue dat
ReplyDeleteDarius Rafie ????????
ReplyDeleteGotta Love Special Master Hale....he got the gig-shizzle!
ReplyDeleteLAw School Dean and Supreme COurt Justice hanging wit da BABES....only in Vegas......
ReplyDeleteI heard another lawyer read out the HOA email but i didn't personally receive it. will someone post it on here?
ReplyDeleteYour wish is granted:
ReplyDelete“YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO DAMAGES”
HOA SYNDROME:
A Two-Tailed Psychiatric Disorder
Victims on one end of the tail and Predators on the other
Homeowner’s Association (HOA) board members, property management companies and their attorneys are knowingly inflicting
emotional, psychological and physical damages on homeowners
HOA SYNDROME IS CHARACTERIZED BY A CLUSTER OF SIGNS AND SYMPTOMS SUCH AS:
· angry feelings · tired and fatigued · anxious · on-edge or irritable
· unhappy in your own home · depressed and sad · worried · hopelessness
· over or under eating · sleeping disorders/nightmares · memory loss
· fear of going to the mailbox · paranoia · loss of identity · stressed out
· fear of car being ticketed or towed · body aches and pains
· intestinal problems/acid reflux · fear of your children playing outside
· obsessive rumination · TMJ/teeth grinding · hyper-vigilance · restlessness
· fear of losing a pet · sexual dysfunction · loss of enjoyment
Professor Gary Solomon, M.P.H., M.S.W., Ph.D.
will be giving a FREE lecture on the NEW topic of HOA Syndrome.
Attorneys, this is a new facet of personal injury law.
HOA Syndrome supports the damages for your case.
Also, learn about the difference between HOA Syndrome and PTSD, hospice neighborhoods and elder abuse caused by HOAs.
October 15, 2010
6:00 to 8:00 pm
College of Southern Nevada-Henderson Campus
Room C133
700 College Dr., Henderson, NV 89002
For more information please contact Dr. Robin Huhn: 702.812.4599
Thanks!
ReplyDeletepathetic, but i am actually really excited for the party tonight. I'm not big on lawyer events (because most lawyers are self-rightous better-than-you jerks) but this is one event that is just all around fun. I mean who doesn't love an event that has free beer trucks, wine served in plastic cups, and unlv cheerleaders in uniform around a bunch of drunk old creepy lawyers?
ReplyDeleteHOA syndrome. I love it. When you can't find any more criminals, you've got to make more crimes.
ReplyDeleteHOA syndrome seems to be an effort by Kurt Harris to whip up some work. See hoasyndrome.com Look around the site -- pure comedy gold. Happy Friday
ReplyDeleteI already hired the HOA Syndrome expert. SO excited! Let's see if McDonald Highlands HOA can overcome this expert.
ReplyDeleteMy HOA is causing my sexual dysfunction? Damn and all these years I thought it was my fat ugly wife who was causing my lack of excitement....
ReplyDeletekurt harris? the guy running for judge and is endorsed by metro. fantastic
ReplyDeleteJack Bernstein is finally getting some national recognition!!!
ReplyDeleteJudging by the website, this is an new "expert" using the stupidest attorney he could find to drum up some fees.
ReplyDeleteYou guys be careful tonight. Find a designated driver, or be one.
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ReplyDeleteOMG, poor Jack. Does he play on the other team? I hate to say it, but I would have kicked his fag ass in school.
I am riding the BK hottie home tonight! Ole!
ReplyDeleteWith the Rebels in West Virginia I'm not sure if the Cheerleaderw will be there this year. Can anyone confirm this? Otherwise I doubt I'll show up.
ReplyDelete11 Cheerleaders and Hey Reb from 5-7. Lon said he'd be there too.
ReplyDeleteThe HOA Syndrome thing is a joke, tongue-in-cheek kind of thing. Isn't it?? Please tell me it is.
ReplyDeleteheard a big firm had a round of layoffs this week.
ReplyDeleteHeard some one "Addressed the court" today at CCDC.
ReplyDeleteMay be new job lisiting at county
PD scandal?
ReplyDeletehow was the party? any fights?
ReplyDeleteNo, but lots of belly bumping.
ReplyDeleteDoes anybody out there know anything about the average salaries for family law attorneys? What does the average solo practitioner with 5-10 years of experience make? How about somebody with 5-10 years of experience working at a small or mid-sized family law firm? I'd appreciate any information about family law salaries.
ReplyDeleteDid any of the Lerner attorneys offer money to the Rebel cheerleaders in exchange for being able to lick their rear ends?
ReplyDeletehey does anyone have any info on the PD who just got into trouble?
ReplyDeleteNot a single post-party report? Drunk judges? Drunk lawyers? Hook-ups? Fights? Other embarassing moments? Those of us who had to go home to our young families on Friday want a report!
ReplyDeleteAnyone notice how the RJ went out of its way to slam Kuzemka? Ouch. She must have said something to tick them off.
ReplyDelete12:21 PM
ReplyDeleteYou didn't have to go home to your young family. You chose to. A consequence of your decision is that info on all the hook-ups between drunk attorneys, judges and top-heavy paralegals will forever be denied to you. Go in peace.
Kuzemka is trying to pull a Walsh on Billy. That lowers her to Walsh status which is never good.
ReplyDeleteDr. Robin Huhn is a chiropractor. I wonder how she fits into the HOA Syndrome garbage. Perhaps she needs money also. I wonder why she is serving as the contact person for this HOA syndrome. I would love to defend a case on a HOA syndrome issue. It would be a gass and would be fun to show up both Huhn and Harris.
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