First, Governor Gibbons was finally found innocent for something (well . . . cleared of corruption charges). (NY Times) [only one nasty divorce and one lawsuit for civil rights violations to go] As for innovative murder methods: today a soon-to-be-convicted man cut a hole in an apartment door with a chainsaw and then fired a shotgun through the hole to wound his ex-girlfriend and unborn child and kill the current boyfriend. (RJ) [Sure, it's sick and twisted, but he still wins the innovative defendant award]
Attention Nevada residents, when you need to kill someone and travel to California, make sure you take the body out of the motor home freezer! (LV Sun)
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