The Review-Journal reports:
A grand jury issued a criminal indictment today against 49-year-old Edward ["Evil Ed"] Halverson, charging him with one count of attempted murder with use of a deadly weapon and one count of battery constituting domestic violence with use of a deadly weapon resulting in substantial bodily harm.
["Evil Ed"] is accused of beating his wife, District Court Judge Elizabeth Halverson, with a frying pan on Sept. 4. He is in jail on $113,000 bail and is scheduled to enter a plea on Oct. 1
Say it ain't so!?! Will these star-crossed lovers have to part simply due to "Evil Ed"'s attempt to kill Halverson. I'm depressed. I thought it was a match made in heaven.
Give the engineer who designed that wheelchair a raise.
ReplyDeleteIf the paramedic were to let go of that wheelchair, would that blimp just take off?
ReplyDeleteHey 5:37 -- No, if the paramedics let go they would promptly enter an elliptical orbit around Planet Halverson.
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