Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Best Circus in Town this Week: Aryan Warriors Trial

This best circus in town takes place over at the U.S. District Court of Nevada this week as a gang of criminal defense attorneys attempts to convince a jury that the Aryan Warriors gang isn't so bad, or at least not as bad as the Assistant U.S. Attorneys keep saying:
the Aryan Warriors are a criminal enterprise that preached white supremacy, assaulted inmates, dealt drugs and operated illegal gambling rings. They denied members corrupted guards and dominated Nevada prisons through intimidation and illegal money-making operations. (RJ)
Turns out, according to defense attorney Oswaldo Fumo, the Aryan Warriors aren't, you know, racists or anything. They're just white guys in prison who kind of banded together. [For Fumo's sake, I hope his client doesn't have a Aryan Warrior forehead tattoo or "SS" neck tattoo like the guy on the left. Fully visible nods to the Nazis tend to rub jurors the wrong way].

4 comments:

  1. Welcome back LE! Love your profile BTW. 21 years old huh? Right, and I'm 17. Hey ladies, who wants to cruise the strip tonight in my dad's corvette?! My cousin said he'd buy us some hard lemonade so it's all good. Partaay!!

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  2. For those interested in updates, on Wednesday, the government's main witness and former Aryan Warrior was asked to take his shirt off in open court. He testified topless about the meaning of all the tattoos covering his body.

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  3. OK, now why has not the Aryan Brotherhood prision gang complained about this obvious name ripoff.

    This case belongs in civil court.

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