Justice Injury Lawyers v. G. Dallas Horton (Round 1 continues)

by Beantown

Justice Injury Lawyers
“Injured? Get Justice” is just one of the many slogans splayed across the website for Justice Injury Lawyers; and anyone enjoying their nightly Family Guy in Las Vegas has no doubt seen at least one JIL commercial (while JIL’s website link to commercials appears to be down, at least ten different variations grace YouTube).

Here's our personal favorite:



Formed in 2007, JIL’s four currently managing partners are: Bradley S. Mainor, A Professional Corporation; Eglet & Eglet, A Professional Corporation; Robert M. Adams, A Professional Corporation; and Robert W. Cottle, Ltd. Oh yeah, and Robert T. Eglet is the Resident Agent. I wonder if JIL has any relation to some other attorneys in town?

When WWL reported the connection between JIL and Mainor Eglet Cottle as a “well known secret in the Vegas community” back in March ’08, one anonymous poster explained: “Mainor [Eglet Cottle] takes million dollar cases and the other firm [JIL] takes everything else.” In other words, JIL is the redneck love child the Med-Mal Goodfellas (known in the back alleys of Fourth Street as Bobbie T., Tracy E., Mr. Cottle-r, Bob “Tiny” Adams, and The Main-Man B-rad). No word on which one of them carried JIL to term, but top bets are on Tiny.

Did someone spill a 50 gallon vat of sulfuric acid on little Billy? What a shame – but don’t worry, Mainor Eglet Cottle will fight for you. Wait. You say it was only a Dixie Cup of hot chocolate? You’re one the wrong floor – 862-HELP is four levels down. Good luck.

G. Dallas Horton
The Notorious B.I.G. Dallas Horton (website available here) made his grand entrance to WWL in March of this year, when WWL reported about his apparent botanophobia and willingness to frivolously burden the Supreme Court of Nevada over a flowerbed. (post available here) In response to the posting, one person commented: “Anybody who takes a case like this is desperate and/or stupid,” while another said: “Even Dallas is smart enough to know this case had no merit.” Then, when WWL reported that Horton just recently took down an $8.9M judgment, more than a few posters jumped at the chance to undercut Horton’s involvement in the actual trial itself and lend credit to Bobbie Vannah [my personal favorite quote: “Horton is an asshole AND and idiot. Vannah's just an asshole.”]. (For additional insinuations against GDH and GDH's replies, check out his firm's entry on the RipOff Report) Even with the Ken-doll haircut and the spray on tanner, can G. get no love?? Apparently not.

G. Dallas does have a decent television advertising presence, but not many of his commercials have made it online. The only one we could find was on Crazy Motion (available here) and that ad just features gliding photographs of G. Dallas in earlier ads.

According to its website, G. Dallas Horton & Associates “is AV rated with an AV rated attorney” – an interesting boast given that martindale.com currently sizes Horton up as being only “BV-rated.” Apparently, Horton’s relatively recent raid on Lewis Brisbois (taking LBBS partner Dave Thomas & LBBS associate Christian Smith) and addition of long-timer Monte Hall, Esq. (Bar No. 239), to the mix have given G. the street cred to bolster his boasting.

[Final Writer’s Log: Despite extensive research, I have been unsuccessful in discovering what the “G.” stands for . . . Tony The Tiger says it’s “grrrrrrrrrreat,” but I’m not buying it.]