Vegas locals forget just how much LA-folk consider Vegas the place to come and sin. The d-bag crowd floods the strip every weekend to push the boundaries of socially-acceptable behavior.But some visiting lawyers need to go a step farther than the normal visitor's bad behavior. Hence, this post on Craigslist personals:
Whales Looking for Fun With Sexy Ladies - m4ww - 27 (South Strip)Sound like real winners. Any of you ladies free that weekend?
Attention Sexy Ladies of Las Vegas. We are a couple of long time friends from Los Angeles looking for a good time in Vegas. We want to meet up and party with you. We will be staying at MGM and want to have the "Vegas
Experience"
Here is what we are looking for: At least 2 hot chicks, Aged 21-40 (young or cougars). Must be hot, must have a big rack and killer body. Morals must be checked at the door the moment you reach Vegas. We are looking to drink gamble and f*ck all night long. Each guy to at least 1 girl and occasional switching, tag teaming, 3 ways, Eiffel Tower, etc. Must be disease free and ready to "f*ck with hats off" An*l is preferred and I plan to "B my L on your T's" (as well as face and a**).
Ladies must be c*ck hungry and willing to take it all. We would also like to take some "porn" shots on both still frames and video. So much be willing for close up shots and ready to take a "shot" to the face.
About Us: 2 Gents, Mid-20s, one married one in relationship, both looking for serious Vegas Experience. One is a stellar entrepreneur just finished selling his 2nd Business. The other is a big shot lawyer to the stars. Both Athletic and both around 6ft 175lbs and WAY above avg. where it counts ;-)
Both love to gamble and play poker, BJ, craps, Roullete and make ridiculous bets everywhere. Both know how to handle the ladies and make sure they are taken care of. Send us your pics if interested and we can send ours. This must be discreet as possible so our woman do not find out, so I cannot give out my cell phone, however we will determine a time to meet up and let the debauchery commence. We will be in town the 21-23 and are looking to make it memorable. [edited for language]
What's disturbing is that LE is perusing the Craigslist personals, and this is what she found.
ReplyDeleteFeeling naughty, are we?
Yeah, I think I'm gonna stop reading this blog now. This is turning into Perez Hilton.
ReplyDeleteAt least edit some of that stuff on the front page.
ReplyDeleteThanks for flushing your hard work down the drain, LE. This post is not what I would expect from this blog and I think it's my last time visiting this site.
ReplyDeleteI like controversy and "legal antics" but not Craigslist postings.
Wow. Really people? It's a gossip blog. It digs up dirt. If the dirt comes up a little blue some days and isn't always about Kummer Kaempfer, who cares? It's called variety.
ReplyDeleteLeave LE and the writers alone. If you don't like a particular post, don't read it.
Bunch of whiney bitches in this town.
I agree with the 10 am posters. This post was over the top.
ReplyDeleteI do not come to the blog for pornography. I read it for legal gossip about law firms.
A better article would be to send a fake pic to these slime balls, arrange a meeting, and then take their pictures and post them on this site.
ReplyDeleteSo the only reason you posted this is because one of the posters claims to be "a big shot lawyer to the stars?"
ReplyDeleteNot only is this claim doubtful, I think it's ridiculous for you to use this personal ad in a veiled attempt to generalize attorneys as scumbags. Don't bite the hand that feeds.
I started coming to your blog because think most of your posts make for an entertaining read, but this one seems to have been created out of boredom, and is uncharacteristically offensive.
I'm not offended. The Las Vegas crowds need to relax and not be such whiny dorks. You live in Sin City for Christsakes!
ReplyDeleteOne question tho -- What the hell is the Eiffel Tower?
Meeting someone through a Craig's List personal is like looking for gum underneath a seat of a CAT bus. You have to be uber-desperate.
ReplyDeleteI like 11:13's idea. Can one of the WWL writers set up a sting and send the pictures to the CA state bar to get the attorney disbarred?
ReplyDeleteThe ad itself is not as bothersome as the overall sentiment that lawyers feel the "need to go a step farther than the normal visitor's bad behavior."
ReplyDeleteThat's offensive no matter where you live.
Concur @11:07 and @11:23 re: whining. Yeesh...
ReplyDeleteSome of us "whiny dorks" enjoyed the dearly departed sense of professionalism this blog once had.
ReplyDeleteIt seems hypocritical to call out attorneys for their conduct when this blog participates in equally appalling conduct.
Some simple editing would have saved us the trouble.
Nice editing @11:42.
ReplyDeleteThe full sentence is "But some visiting lawyers need to go a step farther than the normal visitor's bad behavior."
Had you focused on the "some" in sentence referring to visiting lawyers, you might not have gotten so upset about "all" lawyers being insulted.
Let's face it. We've got some real scum in our profession.
As does every profession.
ReplyDeleteDude, get a prepaid phone to give out to prostitutes!! Or get a Google Voice number.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm....I wonder if this same personal ad is also being lampooned on some Las Vegas business blog somewhere (as the other d-bag poster was an entrepreneur)
ReplyDeleteWhat's the problem with this ad?
ReplyDelete@11:23
ReplyDeletehttp://lmgtfy.com/?q=eiffel+tower+sexual+position+
I don't care what the rest of you say, that ad was hilarious.
ReplyDeleteThis was a very educational post for me. I don't know why people complain so much. It's not like we fund this blog with tax money.
ReplyDelete@10:31AM: YAY! ONE LESS PERSON TO POST WHINY COMMENTS IN THE FUTURE!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat does "m4ww - 27 (South Strip)" mean?
ReplyDeleteLE -
ReplyDeletewhat about some real stories, i.e.
Nevada High Court weighs bail for OJ
nevada lawmaker to pay tarkanian $150k in lawsuit
You guys are babies.
ReplyDeleteI think LE was pointing out that if a scumbag wants to sound cool, but still be scumbag, he says he is an attorney. He thinks its OK in LV to say that.
Breathe deeply, think deeply and maybe you'll get it later...
Slow newsday, but still lawyer gossip nonetheless.
LU's a little riled up because these two jokers stole his carefully written Craigslist ad.
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ReplyDeleteI have an idea, it' novel, let's mock ME. It will be fun. Be creative!! Who get's the $5?
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